Akimbo — LMaM Archive -20
It's springtime. It's time for a lovely, and safe, walk. Stay away from wheeled shoes.
It's springtime. It's time for a lovely, and safe, walk. Stay away from wheeled shoes.
We love every part Alan Rickman ever performed, and we miss him every single day. But we also posit that he had a secret edible zoo in his garage.
Alas, a broken heart can't be mended with spit and twigs. Perhaps the god of crafts can help?
Kathy & Linda have penned a desperate plea to their ungrateful label, JEREMY. Listen in as we get very meta in this week's LMaM.
It's not every day that you get a chance to steal lyrics and tab sheets out of Colbie Caillat's maximum security compound. And it's not every day that the Backstreet Boys have a breakdown in a club. But today happens to be both of those days.
Our vocalist is broken this week, so we're cutting to the chase and creating a sharp new song with the talents of our manager.
There are giants in the sky! But they have homework to do so you're probably not in danger.
You've seen the Olympics, but have you seen ol' Tim's tricks? Transition smoothly out of the winter games with this long overdue, chunky celebration of average athletes.
You hang a right on Thorn Pants. What's that you're hearing? The honking. Tires screeching. Gunshots. People trying to persuade you to dance. Must be a car mitzvah!
It's SWIFT week on LMaM, and we want you to spread the tale of the Brothers in Legs by word of mouth as swiftly as you can. If possible, be sure to use the phrase "thigh meat galore."
We have three voices, one heart, and six eyes. But will that be enough to get us through the Tentacle Car Wash?
LMaM is back after an unintentional break with a new episode that is very intentionally hip.
Scientists have formulated a new song that is clinically proven to be the best one! Let it be the soundtrack to your favorite activities: leaving the club, buying a pet, and trampolining.
What better way to ring in the new year than with a new dance revolving around a vague, ethereal, multi-hat-wearing being? Dr. Brims has the instructions for you to follow, and boy oh boy, they aren't very clear.
What happens when smooth-as-silk degrades into stanky-as-old-milk. This week's episode is a 360 degree tour of new mouth sounds, what King Arthur really brought to the table, and, seemingly as always, new ways to sing about food. Prepare your nose.
Turn the lights down low. Dust off your old vinyl records. Do your best not to drop any candles. Smooth week is here on LMaM!
In which we write our first melancholy song, 'Discarded in the Thicket Behind Outback Steakhouse (Sonnet #0).' If any of you know Sufjan Stevens, drop him a line and see if he'll join us one of these weeks. That is, after you're done crying over this brooding, folksy number.
How did we create that incredible theme song? And why did we insist on putting that really loud stylophone in there? Here's our very first discussion, where we take a deep dive into the best theme songs in the world and see what makes them tick. It's also where we decide to never use the letter "J" ever again. Except for right there.
We are so, so sorry to bring the new Thanksgiving mascot, Mr. Dad, into your life. But he's here now, so you might as well give him a waffle.
Some might think that starting your songwriting podcast with a polka-trap hybrid called "Dog Trash" is a bad idea. But those people obviously haven't listened to "Dog Trash" yet.
You can listen to the full podcast on this website or on Apple Podcasts (make sure to leave a review)!